40 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama’s Day

Funny mother's day quotes





Your mother has done a great deal for you throughout the long term. You know, such as showing you how to apply eyeliner, reassuring you after that intense separation and preparing your #1 macintosh and cheddar each time you inquire. Hello, she even figured out how to chill out when you got in the driver's seat interestingly (all things considered, kind of). Obviously, she totally merits a day that is about her, loaded with bloom courses of action and Mother's Day informal breakfasts. To pay tribute to her unique day, here are 40 pinnable Mother's Day cites for your sheets about mothers and parenthood. (There are even some genuine LOLs from Tina Fey and Serena Williams.) We love you, mother.



"MOM, I LOVE YOU, EVEN THOUGH I’LL NEVER ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST."
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Chrissy Teigen Mothers Day Quote
2. "NO ONE TOLD ME I WOULD BE COMING HOME IN DIAPERS, TOO." – CHRISSY TEIGEN
Serena Williams Mothers Day Quote
3. "I'VE CONQUERED A LOT OF THINGS ... BLOOD CLOTS IN MY LUNGS — TWICE ... KNEE AND FOOT SURGERIES ... WINNING GRAND SLAMS BEING DOWN MATCH POINT ... TO NAME JUST A FEW, BUT I FOUND OUT BY FAR THE HARDEST IS FIGURING OUT A STROLLER!" – SERENA WILLIAMS
Reese Witherspoon Mothers Day Quote
4. "I ALWAYS SAY IF YOU AREN'T YELLING AT YOUR KIDS, YOU'RE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH THEM." – REESE WITHERSPOON
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5. "I WANT MY CHILDREN TO HAVE ALL THE THINGS I COULDN'T AFFORD. THEN I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM." – PHYLLIS DILLER
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6. "THANK YOU FOR NOT TELLING MY SISTERS THAT I’M YOUR FAVORITE."
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7. "HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOM! (AND WHILE I HAVE YOU, QUICK APOLOGIES FOR AGES 13-21.)"
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8. "A MOTHER IS THE PERSON YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL TO SEE HOW LONG CHICKEN LASTS IN THE FRIDGE."
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9. "DEAR MOM, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING ALL THE BAD STUFF I DID FROM DAD."
tina fey mothers day quote
10. “BEING A MOM HAS MADE ME REALLY TIRED AND SO HAPPY.” – TINA FEY
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11. "SILENCE IS GOLDEN. UNLESS YOU HAVE KIDS. THEN SILENCE IS JUST SUSPICIOUS."
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12. “PARENTING IS F**KING HARD.” – ADELE
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13. "MOTHERHOOD. IT TAKES PATIENCE, HUMOR AND A LOT OF WET TOWELETTES."
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14. "IT’D BE COOL IF MY KIDS COULD MAKE SOMETHING I ACTUALLY WANT. LIKE A BOTTLE OF WINE OUT OF MACARONI."
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15. “SHE TAUGHT ME THAT FEAR IS NOT AN OPTION.” – DIANE VON FURSTENBERG, ON HER MOM
mothers day quote about voicemails
16. "MOM: I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SUPER LONG VOICEMAILS."
mothers day quote about waking up
17. "EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND THINK: HOW ON EARTH DID I BECOME THIS MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER?"
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18. "SOMETIMES I OPEN MY MOUTH AND MY MOTHER COMES OUT."
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19. "THE MOST EXPENSIVE PART OF HAVING KIDS IS ALL THE WINE YOU HAVE TO DRINK."
betty white mothers day quote
20. “IT’S NOT EASY BEING A MOM. IF IT WERE EASY, FATHERS WOULD DO IT.” – BETTY WHITE
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21. "I’VE LEARNED TO USE MEDITATION AND RELAXATION TO HANDLE STRESS. JUST KIDDING, I’M ON MY THIRD GLASS OF WINE."
mothers day quote about twenties
22. "MOTHERHOOD: FEEDING THEM AS A BABY AND THEN THROUGH MOST OF THEIR TWENTIES."
mothers day quote about success
23. "IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, TRY DOING IT THE WAY YOUR MOM TOLD YOU TO DO IT FROM THE START."
mothers day quote about love and wine
24. "MOTHERHOOD: POWERED BY LOVE. SUSTAINED BY WINE."
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25. “THE MAJORITY OF MY DIET IS MADE UP OF FOODS THAT MY KIDS DIDN'T FINISH." — CARRIE UNDERWOOD
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26. “ALL THOSE CLICHÉS, THOSE THINGS YOU HEAR ABOUT HAVING A BABY AND MOTHERHOOD—ALL OF THEM ARE TRUE. AND ALL OF THEM ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE." — PENELOPE CRUZ
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27. “YOU KNOW HOW ONCE YOU HAVE KIDS YOU NEVER EVER PEE BY YOURSELF AGAIN? AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS ALWAYS IN THERE WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES.” — JENNIFER GARNER
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28. “THERE’S SOMETHING REALLY EMPOWERING ABOUT GOING, ‘HELL, I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS ALL!’ THAT’S THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT MOTHERS, YOU CAN BECAUSE YOU MUST, AND YOU JUST DO.” — KATE WINSLET
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29. “MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING A MOM, I MEAN IT’S SO CORNY, BUT NO MATTER HOW TIRED YOU ARE, IT’S COMPLETE BLISS. NO MATTER WHAT.” — KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN
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30. “IF I WASN'T AT WORK, I JUST WANTED TO STAY HOME AND PARTY WITH MY LITTLE MAN—AND BY 'PARTY' I MEAN, OF COURSE, ENDLESS ROUNDS OF 'ITSY BITSY SPIDER.” — OLIVIA WILDE
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31. "LIKE ALL PARENTS, MY HUSBAND AND I JUST DO THE BEST WE CAN, AND HOLD OUR BREATH, AND HOPE WE'VE SET ASIDE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR OUR KIDS' THERAPY.” — MICHELLE PFEIFFER
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32. “WHY DON'T KIDS UNDERSTAND THAT THEIR NAP IS NOT FOR THEM BUT FOR US?” — ALYSON HANNIGAN
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33. “BECOMING A MOM TO ME MEANS YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THAT FOR THE NEXT 16 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL HAVE A STICKY PURSE.” — NIA VARDALOS
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34. "‘I DON'T THINK SO MOMMY!’ IS WHAT MY CHILD SAID AFTER, ‘CAN YOU PLEASE PICK UP THE POPCORN YOU THREW ALL OVER?’" — ANNA FARIS
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35. “USUALLY THE TRIUMPH OF MY DAY IS, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY MAKING IT TO THE POTTY.” —JULIA ROBERTS
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36. “MY MOTHER HAD A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE WITH ME, BUT I THINK SHE ENJOYED IT.” — MARK TWAIN
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37. “IF EVOLUTION REALLY WORKS, HOW COME MOTHERS ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS?” — MILTON BERLE
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38. “MY MOTHER’S MENU CONSISTED OF TWO CHOICES: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.” — BUDDY HACKETT
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39. “WHEN YOUR MOTHER ASKS, ‘DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ADVICE?’ IT’S A MERE FORMALITY. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ANSWER YES OR NO. YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT ANYWAY.” — ERMA BOMBECK
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40. “I DIDN'T FULLY WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT THERE WOULD BE A PERSON AT THE END OF IT. I READ ENDLESSLY ABOUT PREGNANCY AND WHAT TO EAT AND WHAT NOT TO EAT. AND THEN I SORT OF PREPARED NOT AT ALL FOR THE ACTUAL BABY.” — ELLIE KEMPER





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